12.26.2006 ||> It all actually happened that way
Q. What does the agnistic boyfriend say to his Wiccan girlfriend on Dec. 25?
A. "Merry Christmas".
Q. What does the Jewish boy say to his Wiccan friend on Dec. 24 (when it is neither Solstice nor Hannukah)?
A. "I hope you have a good holiday."
Thanks, guys.
My favorite Christmas story is told by David, and regards his Jewish family.
As his grandfather, the rabbi, takes his seat at Christmas dinner, his mother comes to the table carrying a large ham. Everyone sits still at the irony.
His mother asks, "Would you like some ham?"
The rabbi says, "On Christmas? Sure!"
David, having been there, tells it better. But it cracks me up every single time.
