Assholes are full of shit
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Unlike most of my friends and relatives, I take a train to work every day. One of the more interesting things about taking the train is that you really have to learn how
23 years early
Dear S., Our records show that you haven’t yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible. If you have already sent in your registrations, please excuse this notice. If not, I
Nuclear Proliferation, Daddy
This morning Tony runs into the bathroom after hearing the news and tells me, “North Korea tested a nuclear bomb earlier this morning.” I wasn’t shocked, because I had been reading the news
TV
I don’t think that there’s a single episode of Grey’s Anatomy that doesn’t make me cry. I think now it’s like Pavlov’s dog, I turn to ABC in anticipation, and can already feel
But I do love my job!
Just surfed the web and happened onto some websites of old high school/university friends. I have to ask — does everyone in the world make more than me? I have 2 college