Having TROUBLE controlling the VOLUME of my VOICE
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One thing that’s really starting to get to me lately is people who have known me for awhile complaining that I talk too loudly. These people (note: people = more than one person) are
Lemonade
Conversation transpiring in a restaurant. This is a true story: Waiter: “This lady ordered an extra lemon for her tea.”Manager: “I don’t want us using too many lemons.”Waiter: “But it’s just an extra wedge.”Manager:
Itininerary
March 22: Leave Philadelphia at 8:10 AM; arrive in Phoenix at 10:40 AM.March 26: Depart Phoenix at 8:10 AM; arrive in back home at 3:40 PM. This trip would have been $100 cheaper if