Aug 20

Fatty McFat

I have been dieting for the past month. 300 calories worth of Cheerios for breakfast, 300 calories of lunch and 600 calories for dinner.

So, if I’ve been eating 1200 calories per day (which is the bare minimum), why did I gain three pounds in the last month?

On the upside, I learned that the word “zaftig” meaning pleasantly plump, derives from the German for “juicy.” So hey, that grape is juicy and so am I!


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