There is something that I have to tell you. And when I tell you, I hope that you are not too shocked or surprised. I never thought that this would happen to me, but here it is and I just have to take a deep breath and let people know.
As a lifestyle change, this is a big one for me and I hope that everyone will be supportive.
I… I have…
(highlight text here to find out) –> I have a cell phone!!!