Aug 17

You may take my mascara, but never my underwire!

Okay, the Dept. of Homeland Security is goig a wee bit too far methinks:

U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft.

First it was lipstick and mascara. Now it is gel bras. Soon, everyone will have to be naked, or in those embarassing hospital smocks.

While I would never wear a gel bra on a plane or anywhere else, I can’t help but feel for my smaller-breasted sisters out there. Restricted in our makeup and now without the magical contraptions that gives them cleavage.

God help us when some terrorist makes a bomb out of a tampon.

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