9.19.2006 ||> Happy Birthday to... Arrrgh!
When I was a kid, I wanted my birthday to be on a holiday, no matter how obscure. People all over the world could have birthdays on saints days, different national new years, etc. But not me, I just got "the Feast of Thoth" for my troubles. Thankfully, someone has come along to address this injury, and created "International Speak Like a Pirate Day."
I know, I know, It's not about me. But, still.
So, in honor of the occasion, I should be known not as me, but as, "Smugglin' Shakira Hawkins" according to the Pirate Name Generator. You can get your name there or at this nifty quiz, where I am known as "Iron Mary Kidd". Although, to be honest, I didn't think the eyepatch would be appropriate to wear to work.
