Chocolate and the Boys of Buffy ||>
This started out as a PB rant about how girls view our two
Sunnydale hunks. I fleshed out my ideas a bit, and vióla! The
The idea of corresponding the guys on Btvs is a very yummy idea.
The first guy to start with is, of course, Angel. Angel is like
a rich chocolate fudge brownie. Completely scrumptious and yummy
all around. This brownie is the kind that chocoholics crave and
women love. Unfortunately, you can only have one, because it's
so rich that you're full very quickly. Not to mention it's always
high maintenence (what with the fat content and expense of a good
brownie). So, this kind of chocolate is thie kind that is strictly
for fine dining, showing off to your friends, etc.
Xander is like a $0.50 bar of chocolate. At first, you would take
the brownie, but when you're sick of rich fudge, you want something
light and yummy. It's not high maintenence because the cost and
fat are lower, so you feel better about yourself later, less sick.
And it's still delicious. The best thing is that you can eat this
sort of chocolate anywhere, and you never have to worry about
cost, or how it will make you feel in the morning.
To be honest, I love fudge brownies, but when my sweet tooth is
acting up, I always end up at the candy rack, and not at some
gourmet restaurant. Give me a small piece of milk chocolate over
too rich cake anytime!
Plainly, this means: Given the choice between Xander and Angel,
I would choose Angel for a very short time, but although he's
yummy and completely delectable, ultimately I would choose Xander
because Angel would get kinda high maintenence after awhile.